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A quick summary of the Penguins’ first two playoff games from Devin Townsend

14 Apr

HELL YEAH WE FUCKING SUCK!

Absolutely fucking pathetic. I don’t know any other way to describe it. The warning signs were there, but even I never thought it would be this bad. Seriously, how did the entire fucking team forget how to play defense? Quit standing around, clear the god damn puck, quit turning it over and quit letting everyone just skate right the fuck past you. It’s not that fucking hard.

TRADE EVERYONE, FIRE EVERYONE, FUCK THIS SHIT

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